Final Score Bills - 10 Texans - 31
“Oh, I think the whole thing falls on me. I take full responsibility for it."
This is what Dick Jauron had to say about the worse offense I have ever seen the Buffalo Bills field in my 20 some years of watching football.
At least he’s not passing the buck.
When I started this blog my intention was to write in the persona of an over-excitable fan, a loss would mean that the Bills worst team in the history of football, and a victory would mean the Bills are going to Superbowl, I wanted every shortcoming and improvement to be greatly exaggerated. Apparently the fates conspired against me, because I’ve run out of ways to exaggerate how bad this Bills offense is. If it wasn’t for Byrd getting two interceptions a game I think the Bills would be 1-7 rather than 3-5.
The bye week is upon us, if the Bills front office was going to change coaches, it’s going to be now or the end of the season. Long term I think its better to wait for the end of the season. If the Bills change coaches this week, we’ll have Bobby April as the new coach. He might be an ok coach but I I’d rather wait and get the best offensively-minded coach on the market; something that would be difficult to pull off in a bye-week.
The Bills need to learn a new offensive system in the off-season. Their current one? That needs to be buried, the ground salted, then destroyed with an underground bomb and anything left over should be shot into space, preferably in the direction of the sun.
It’s hard to be a Bills fan these days. The Bills have ranged from mediocre to flat out pathetic for the past 10 years. Beyond fan loyality there’s not much reason to watch them. Especially this season the games are boring. The offense stumbles around the field with the killer instinct of a dying cat, and the defense putts up a good fight but dies a long painful death. The only positive will be that once the Bills improve and get back to the playoffs it will be all the sweeter for having suffered through these past seasons.
Discovered this past Sunday: The best way to watch a Bills game!
ReplyDeleteStep 1) Get drunk at a party the night before, staying up REALLY late (ideally, seeing 2am twice due to daylight savings timeswitch).
Step 2) Wake up at 9am, hungover, and go to breakfast
Step 3) Still hungover, begin to watch the Bills game.
Step 4) Fall asleep.
Step 5) Wake up for the last 2 minutes of the game, realize you missed NOTHING, and your hangover's gone.
On a side note...did you watch the Minnesota Brett Favres take on the Green Brett old Favres? ...F(avre)ox actually had a camera trained on Our Football Lord and Savior THE ENITRE GAME, UNINTERRUPTED. You could watch it on their website, just in case they didn't cut to him enough so you could get your fix of His Chiseled good looks....
'Scuse me...feel like I need to vomit again...